‘unreliable narrator’ but it’s ’narrator is deeply in love with the person they are narrating’
everything is about reaching the ending except for the ending which is about wanting to go back to the start
dead girl media where their absence shapes the whole goddamn thing!!!!! the hole they left inhabits the narrative more than their presence ever would have. oooo wooooo
what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
since the gun emoji was taken from us i’ve just been building my own contraptions
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it might not look like it but i just got your ass with a thingamajig
dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat
Anonymous asked:
you ever been milked big time?
akashicrecord answered:
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
i wish a songwriter wouljd be brave enough to write about the unexplored topic of having a fun night at the club
